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This was written by one of my former students, Chance K. What he has to say is good advice, and I hope that you get his point


Attention Everyone! This is a MUST READ!

There’s a substance that’s present in everything we eat and drink. In the air we breathe, the waters we swim in, and 99.9% of everything around us. This substance is called Dihydrogen Monoxide, and it is incredibly dangerous. It is fatal if inhaled, can cause severe burns, it contributes to the greenhouse effect, accelerates corrosion and rusting of metals, is found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients, and get this – It is even the major component in acid rain!! Despite the danger of dihydrogen monoxide, it is still often used as an industrial solvent and coolant, in nuclear power plants, in the production of Styrofoam, in cruel animal research, and in the distribution of pesticides. Too much of this stuff can kill you, and it’s in EVERYTHING we eat and drink – Sometimes, even in gigantic amounts.

Today, I just taught you how easy it is to misinterpret information, and why you shouldn’t try to start chaos or spread false information, or even try to argue about things you don’t know. And I didn’t even have to lie. Everything you read above was 100% truthful. Why, might you ask? Because Dihydrogen Monoxide is WATER!!!

Don’t spread ignorance. Do your research. Never stop looking for truth and evidence. And don’t believe everything you hear.

And finally, a HUGE thank you to James Earley for teaching me this many years ago.